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Our Story

We are the Beast Parents, Bjorn and Sabrina

We met by chance in a great act of divine intervention.  Our two children are growing as fast as our hours of uninterrupted sleep are shrinking.   

Every antic and crazy feat that the little red head puts us through is content for your enjoyment. 

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Join us as we raise independent humans on a minimal budget and a simple stash of supplies.  

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